Is everyone still outraged over [insert any movie / TV show here]?

I’m fairly certain that what they meant is that they can only masturbate each other once a month. There are no restrictions on self-masturbation.

Regime change in 3...2...1...

Hyde-Smith is still favored to win

Typical GOP chickenshit behavior - they LOVE wars, but god forbid getting any near them. Morons.

He is not petting that poor horse. He is sexually assaulting it.

Booooo

Unghhh...must..not...punch...monitor...

Mike Bloomberg (net worth: $52 billion) modestly announced in a New York Times op-ed yesterday that he is donating paying $1.8 billion to Johns Hopkins University to enable need-blind admissions have a building named after him. Congratulations, Mr. former mayor... you suck at charity.

The bar was set so low with Jesse Eisenberg that things can only improve

The real news here is that someone thought it made sense to export Papa John’s - perhaps the worst pizza ever conceived - to the UK

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS:

Ugh...

More like Major Asshole amirite

BUT HER EMAILS...

They do, but they’re called “freedom drills”

Chuck Schumer

HamNo I suggest a snark tag because we all know the average Trump supporter will take this article at face value.