The rollout in MA has been disastrous

Yep, you’re definitely fucked

I lost some good friends this cycle. [Missouri Sen.] Claire McCaskill and [North.Dakota Sen.] Heidi Heitkamp were two of my best friends,

Fuck off, Tomato

One can only imagine the state of President Man-Child’s diapers following the press conference.

“Amazon HQ2 will be ours - I’ll suck as many cocks as I have to to make this a reality”

Just another beautiful day in President Diaper Blowout’s America

Anywhere there’s a ban in California, it’s illegal.

You’ve been tomato’d

“Turning the US into a 3rd world country to own the libs”

Prince Hans bails out of prison, becomes Commander in Chief, and labels Olaf an “Enemy of the State”.

Nice

Don’t forget sending 5000 troops to the US border to protect (?) the country from asylum seekers

but her e-mails...

I know that the situation in Venezuela is bad. The exact extent of it is hard to tell, because the press refuses to do its job. This is how we got stuck with the “War on Terrah”.

The international press’ coverage of Brazil’s Dilma Rousseff impeachment process and the shitstorm that followed largely mirrored Brazil’s overwhelmingly right-of-center mainstream media’s - ie, a glorified stenography job. It was abysmal. I’m assuming that the state of affairs in Venezuela has been equally presented…

That works but it’s still a pain. They stopped doing this for a while and today they’ve decided to start doing this again.

When it comes to Latina America, the US has always sided with the bad guys 

Conspicuously absent from Bolton’s list? Brazil’s openly pro-torture, pro- military dictatorship, pro-police brutality incoming president, Jair Bolsonaro (who just announced that he will be moving the Brazilian Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, in a move that will surely please his orange master)

Here’s how this is going to play out: