Worry not, everybody. Nancy Pelosi an her fellow establishment Dems are on it promising a lot of civility and reaching across the aisle if they win the elections.

Fuck off Tomato

Pelosi and her fellow establishment Dems should’ve been shown the door the moment they lost the elections to Donald Trump. We will be paying dearly for not pushing for this.

Here a are some suggested winning slogans for the potential Chuck Schumer / Chelsea Clinton 2020 campaign:

Haven’t the Minutemen been doing this for years?

“...And Camp Out There Until the Caravan Arrives, Losing Their Jobs Jerbs in the Process.”

The NYT is a fucking embarrassment. 

A civil war would have to break out for the murder rate to increase.

The answer is money - the flow of crap coming out of US-based think thanks isn’t limited to talking points

I’m definitely not wasting my time on a comment you won’t be reading - get fucked, troll

Thanks for letting us know that you have no fucking clue about Brazilians, or Brazil in general. Please stick to the low-level trolling you’re more comfortable with.

Would the GOP be willing to go there, though? What prevents the next President to, let’s say, get rid of the 2nd amendment via executive order? Good for the goose, right?

Here’s how brazilians reached this point:

It’s that McConnell and Ryan don’t give a shit about dead Jews

The quote appeears to have been cut off by accident - please see full quote below.

“Aggression from both sides. Bombs from the right, bible verses from the left. We as a nation are better than this” *intense stare at camera* 

“So, all the way around, we should hold everyone accountable for what’s going on, not just only on the right,” McCain concluded.”

Hoo boy I can’t wait to not watch this one

Charlie Baker is a Republican

If anything Trump has been a godsend for CNN for a couple of reasons: