Thanks, Tomato

filthy and riddled with venereal diseases: YOUR MOTHER

This post should be a sticky on every thread on the internet. 

But then she would have to endure a lifetime of death threats from the patriotic, family-friendly, Christian Republican base. Not worth it IMO.

Hot take: A Quiet Place is overrated. It’s an average horror movie not worthy of the hype.

The point is that some folks inexplicably have $125 million to spend on a house, while others struggle to put food on the table. Next question.

worth every penny amirite

Nice

probable 2020 presidential candidate

“On that day zero fucks were given...”

Then, one night, she remembers being in bed with her mother

Kelly’s big boy diapers will not be happy if that finger gets pulled

it doesn’t entirely matter who won this particularly fight

That must be a long-ass podcast

Heidi Cruz is indeed easy to like.

I can’t wait to not vote for him in 2020!

I’m assuming you’re being facetious, here

I’d have a beer with him - he has my vote

A bad day for Rick Scott is a good day for mankind 

Voting for a crook to trigger the libtards