Do you think he'd be so angry he'd do a spit-take with his gob full of man mayonnaise?

The fact that Limp Bizkit's name is a reference to the consumption of semen post-circle jerk makes this all the better.

Scoff all you want but Durst is boldly making a stand for LGBTQ rights by loudly and proudly proclaiming in the chorus that they drink jizz. The tide is rapidly turning on equality, and kudos to Fred Durst for hopping on board for the big win.

Canada is a weird place.

Yep. Them, Live, and Silverchair were the triumvirate of half-assed K-mart grunge knockoffs. Little did we know they were just preparing us for Creed…

@avclub-9a4ac317cb97a077c26c66efb5eac98e:disqus Your deregulation theory is intriguing, but corporate marketing department created alternative lite was already being foisted on the public prior to the Telecom Act. Likewise the reason rock radio playlists are 90s focused is because the radio demo skews older.

Wow what a collection of shitty music!

8-in-1 Super Pan:  It's not the long jams in and of themselves, it's that the music is so one-note and bland. The excitement of improvised music lies in the unpredictability of the moment.

Plus their musicianship is fairly mediocre by noodly metal standards.

@avclub-a071490b596e0cc770ff10b7eb5b2e85:disqus That's it exactly. It's the same insistence mixed with utter disbelief that anyone else would feel differently that the worst evangelical busybodies have.

Maybe the Vice article was harshing Nathan's mellow.

Hey now, playing in key at 120bpm for three hours is in no way boring or middling. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to experience this epic Dream Theater magnum opus that has twenty movements and a 37 minute keyboard solo.

For a certain segment of the middle to upper-middle class white population, there are a certain four-to-six years on average where their music is in fact largely unavoidable.

The only term I've found which adequately describes their music, fan base, and whole deal in general is "aggressively mediocre".

nah beards like that were common enough by 68, but not in a corporate workplace in nyc

The Tosh comparison is because he does lame shock humor that was passé 30 years ago. Now Rick Shapiro, there's an interesting comedian.

I like to think the French first settled Louisiana, then some of the Cajuns moved up north and became Acadians but they kept their coonass ways, instead of the other way around.

My friend, it is a trap, Inshallah.

Technically Diamond Head wrote Seek and Destroy, but it's a good line nonetheless.

They're definitely similar in that there's no reason why either Troy Duffy had to piss away his big break and no reason why Metallica needed to write another note of music ever again.