Am I the only fuckwit who thought starter meant starting pitchers?

ah, Cesar and Frank ... the best

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

That’s inexcusable. How do you get San Francisco and Oklahoma City mixed up?

Also, I believe there is a difference between an atheist and an Atheist. One doesn't believe in religion or the existence of an all powerful god, the other makes it their religion to espouse the belief of a lack of god. Bill Maher, Dawkins, etc.... these people are Atheists.

Also a fair representation of Drew’s reaction when a black person tries to talk to him on the subway.

Drew Magary won on Chopped last night and it’s a goddamned national disgrace. We’re better than this.

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I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

It’s like Carrie Underwood playing Maria in The Sound Of Music. It’s like Hugh Jackman performing as Jean Valjean in Les Mis. It’s like Christopher Walken playing Captain Hook inPeter Pan Live.

The gif that keeps on giving.

Chalk one up for Team Flanders

PLEASE TELL US SOME.

Having worked for Enterprise for 4 years you would be shocked with the stories I have on what I've found in rental cars

It's true. I was attacked by a swan when I was 8 years old.

"Reader Sully from Holy Cross"

Attack people. They attack people.

However, it is possible for person A to have a higher batting average than person B in each of several seasons but to have a lower total batting average than person B over that period. (Simpson's Paradox)

I've had one of those before! They are THE WORST THING. I didn't know that kind of pain existed before I had it, and I've been paranoid about it coming back ever since. Pretty sure that happened about 15 years ago, and I'm still scared. *shudder*