In order to get out of the greys, you have to be consistent. Not pleasurable but consistent.

On the nights she wants it rough, she tells him she believes in evolution.

The coast you live on doesn't actually alter the most fundamental belief in Christian theology. The Resurrection is far more profound than Christmas for true Christians. Even the ones who wear crop tops.

“Children’s holiday”? You mean the holiest day of the Christian calendar, all about death and rebirth and redemption from sin, is for kids? What church did you go to?

As a lifelong Padres fan, having actual optimism for the upcoming season is a little unnerving.

We are all Wisconsin.

One thing that comes to mind is when I eat waffles I get really OCD about them. I have to get a little bit of butter and a little bit of syrup in every single square. No, really, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SQUARE!

Suddenly something seemed to snap in the Bighorns center. He picked up the ball

Former high school second baseman here. As somebody who got hit in the back by an Eric Chavez fastball, I note that higher seams leave more interesting bruises six days later.

That Dazzler/Deadpool crossover during Original Sin was fun. I would love a glam/disco-era Dazzler movie with a soundtrack by Nile Rodgers.

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

King, emboldened by seeing these veterans, desperately trying to get just a few more minutes in a rapidly dimming spotlight, calls the combine "tawdry". Then, that evening, Raj slaps him hard with the velvet glove that he loves (because even when Raj abuses him, he still pays attention to him; he still notices Peter,…

To be fair, that $400 did go to a good cause; namely, the care and feeding of famed man-baby Mark Davis.

my favorite version of Beast.

This is me every Monday at 11.

Much more entertaining

Looks up on webmd: "My fanny looks like a lobster"

First, I want to stress just how horrific of an accident this is..