Life threw him a curveball

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.

Do I need to know about Hamilton's issue, or I can just send you a casual "what's crack a lacking"??

Holy shit you JUST made me like Tim Tebow.

Nacita's already back in decent shape. UNC is accepting the tweet as 3-credits for an English 300 course.

I believe the NCAA plays an important role in maintaining true collegiate athletics and I thank them for it.

But they've got new hats!!!

JI
JIM THOME IS CONFUSED

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

The fact that the analogy is even vaguely appropriate is proof how bad Garett Bischoff is.

He makes David Flair look like Ric.

Garett Bischoff, son of Eric. He's...just awful.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

He also hasn't eaten any of the low-hanging fruit, I'd wager.

Heh, someone somewhere said Elvis Costello was in that, but I'm pretty sure it was Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. He was even wearing a red Devo hat thingy.

Turns out that ol' Billy's message on his bat was for Cal after all.

When she finally says, "I'm going to cut this off," it's unclear what she means exactly, but I support her 100%.

At least they left off watermelon?