Cole Trickle!

Guys with tribal tattoos and Bluetooth headsets are douchebags. This guy is just a worthless piece of shit.

I want to start a thing here in Seattle where everyone starts calling him Jeebus Montero.

Losing that many pounds so quickly doesn't always work out for athletes, just ask Sam Hurd.

"Where Do NHL Players Want To Play?"

Or Bobby Hill Jenks.

I hope you haven't forgotten this guy:

And propane accessories.

Wait, I thought Rod Strickland sold propane

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

Whitehead and Gibbs came to near-blows in a team huddle during a second half timeout

Preferably? Never o'clock.

"Chuck wins, easily."

Yes. They fucking hate you and they talk shit about you.

*plunks down for story time* I GOT SOUR GUMMY WORMS YALL.

....."Ms. Benes the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria"

Like many young Mormon men of his age, he's heading off on a two year mission before enrolling at BYU.

I went from a C student to an A student in college by making these simple changes: