all of them. He took his Lipitor.

Me too, but I don't think that's legal anymore.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Pun intended.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

Roadhouse is the worst movie ever made, it's inspired a generation of idiots.

That blank space that pops up when you click "reply" doesn't have to be filled in, you know.

IN FLAGRANTE DETESTO

"need you home a sap"

I love the fact that we're all looking at that picture and seeing the same thing.

That second picture. For the love of JESUS.

Throw Mamba from the Train

Bryant was quoted as saying "Actually, I'm feeling much better and might be back next week." In unrelated news, the Staples Center was fumigated for scarabs, and Robert Sacre was found dead in the parking lot with his eyes and tongue ripped out.

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

This story involves a shit I actually witnessed, versus one I took.

One would assume there would be some sort of eligibility rule preventing a team from running a random old man onto the court in an actual game

According to Lowery, Foscaldo snapped, "That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-," when asked to keep the footballs warm after Jets kickoff specialist Don Silvestri complained the one he used to start the second half was "rock hard."

Colts punt returner Josh Cribbs became skeptical when he noticed that the ball that bounced off his facemask against the Patriots didn't hurt as much as the one that bounced off his facemask against the Broncos the previous week.

No wonder it was overlooked, Roger Goodell got a memo that read Moisten Needle and Insert and he promptly ignored it assuming it was another angry note from his wife.