I saw Olivia Munn on the tee-vee last night and it became obvious to me that God loves Aaron Rodgers.

I would have guessed the only balls deflated after the AFC Championship would have been Gronks.

The correct answer is all of them tied, except Shawn Michaels.

Ah man, still too soon.

The answer is always scott hall

Yes, if only to say I had.

Max Scherzer's Agent: [tosses out somewhat misleading contract figures]

A team source backed him up

He's obviously not fat. Anybody with two i's can see that.

My god, wait until Fox News and Rush see this, the outrage will be off the charts. "Tom Brady Spotted High-Fiving A Towel Head."

OMG, I so hope that you're talking about the same dude. I've really enjoyed the posts tonight where some folks say, "I think I know that person ..." I really want one of them to be true!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE BEST THING.

I gotta be honest, I'm kind of embarrassed that you call it a "blowie."

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

YOU TAKE THAT BACKKEVIN GARNETT IS A GODDAMN WARRIOR

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

I've never done it to that extent. Sometimes, at the end of my hot shower, I turn the shower to cold and stand there for maybe 10 seconds, as the water gets cold quickly. I love doing it because it does give me a burst. But, in winter, I tend to do it less.

Never, EVER underestimate the stupidity of the United States people. Seriously. Look at our Congress and tell me that nobody is that stupid or ignorant.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.