Heh, someone somewhere said Elvis Costello was in that, but I'm pretty sure it was Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. He was even wearing a red Devo hat thingy.

Turns out that ol' Billy's message on his bat was for Cal after all.

This is only like the second time I've ever heard of Tony Stewart getting loose in a turn.

When she finally says, "I'm going to cut this off," it's unclear what she means exactly, but I support her 100%.

Cole Trickle!

Guys with tribal tattoos and Bluetooth headsets are douchebags. This guy is just a worthless piece of shit.

I want to start a thing here in Seattle where everyone starts calling him Jeebus Montero.

Losing that many pounds so quickly doesn't always work out for athletes, just ask Sam Hurd.

As a purchaser who services disabled veterans, I straight up cannot buy these machines if that's actually going down.

"Where Do NHL Players Want To Play?"

Hooray! I enjoyed the pilot and was hoping to see more.

Woohoo! However I'm saddened that "Cocked" doesn't appear to be coming back...

Or Bobby Hill Jenks.

I hope you haven't forgotten this guy:

And propane accessories.

Wait, I thought Rod Strickland sold propane

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

Whitehead and Gibbs came to near-blows in a team huddle during a second half timeout

Preferably? Never o'clock.