"Chuck wins, easily."

Water intoxication is very real. Actually, it probably leads to more deaths than all of the rest of these combined, times 100. Endurance athletes (iron man/marathon/tour de france) lose a lot of electrolytes through their sweat, and replenishing only water causes their brain cells to swell leading to death. Medical…

Yes. They fucking hate you and they talk shit about you.

*plunks down for story time* I GOT SOUR GUMMY WORMS YALL.

Or, you know, buy a 12" skillet from Forge for $37 and get the same damn thing.

....."Ms. Benes the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria"

Like many young Mormon men of his age, he's heading off on a two year mission before enrolling at BYU.

It worked for Ziggy Ansah

I like Cracked's explanation on Roanoke Island: That second group of settlers didn't really get the chance to investigate what happened to the original bunch, because a few years later an even bigger mysterious phenomena occurred: Blue-eyed, pale-complexioned Indians began showing up on nearby Croatan Island.

Taking a shit in front of people in Brooklyn, is also known colloquially as a Deron Williams.

I went from a C student to an A student in college by making these simple changes:

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

Me too, but I don't think that's legal anymore.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Pun intended.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

Roadhouse is the worst movie ever made, it's inspired a generation of idiots.

That blank space that pops up when you click "reply" doesn't have to be filled in, you know.

I love the fact that we're all looking at that picture and seeing the same thing.