You clearly are not the parent of girls. Trust me on this one.

YOU TAKE THAT BACKKEVIN GARNETT IS A GODDAMN WARRIOR

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

I've never done it to that extent. Sometimes, at the end of my hot shower, I turn the shower to cold and stand there for maybe 10 seconds, as the water gets cold quickly. I love doing it because it does give me a burst. But, in winter, I tend to do it less.

Never, EVER underestimate the stupidity of the United States people. Seriously. Look at our Congress and tell me that nobody is that stupid or ignorant.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

So what's left for him?

You can be a bad head coach and a good assistant.

That's awful.

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

I know, serialously.

It's the bane of workplace productivity and a tempter of one's darker angels... often found in "metro" areas reducing even "tech-savvy" humans to puddles of existential despair, it is the dreaded...

I'm so glad the Lizard man of Scape Ore swamp made this list!

No Manbearpig?

I feel Afraid.... yet somehow also Patriotic and Aroused.

It's like Marvel finally realized "We've got Sam 'Motherfucking' Jackson, let's fuckin use him!"

That one line (and, perhaps equally important, Samuel L. Jackson's world-weary delivery of it) spoke volumes about Fury's life story.

I believe you've made a glaring omission. We all know that Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.

Well it could work because if you can pick a cyborg body and are replacing everything but your brain you could make it look like anyone. Why not Scarjo? I would have preferred a Japanese or at least actress of Asian decent but at least you could make the story work for this change. All they need to place it is a…