More passes to the DT, Gundy.

It looks amazingly like ballistic gel. So, if you extrapolate, you can imagine what it would look like if you submerged a person in liquid nitrogen and shot them with a twelve gauge. At least that's what I did. Far less gruesome than the unwarranted murder of a gummy bear.

They're bad, Barry.

I'm not a huge fan of the "new" trend of acting like it's the late 80s again and having your jersey rolled up to your nipples. It looked dumb then and it looks dumb now.

Last guy in has all his shit stolen.

70% of FSU going right to the locker room rather than shake hands after the game. These fuckin guys...

Avengers: Will we have to coin "John Harisson" as a term for a fake character name given to prevent spoiler? As in:

Italics are more important than I thought when I woke up today.

or the Univ. of Mississippi which is what Ole Miss is.

Here you go....

"'Unsuitable benefits?' Haha, no. We call just those 'Garveys.'"

"Um, yeah, we just decided it'd be easier if we took the characters and did a remake of that '90s sitcom Becker. We found a bunch of unused scripts, it'll be great."

I am a college professor, and when i run into new people this is what i generally hear:

...oooom Goes The Dynamite!!!

Stop being hateful and go away. You seem to have the world figured out so why not get off your spite filled ass and try to solve some of those problems instead of bitching about people.

Not everyone uses their faith as a shield against the world. Many of us use it as a reminder of our responsibilities to our fellow man.

you clearly know nothing about those who attend churches. i know plenty (PLENTY) of churchgoers that are the most generous and logical (and yes, intelligent) people you'd ever meet. not lazy, but productive. they give of their time an money to other people...and they call that "the church" not a building...giving to…

Same here. My mom was subbing in a math class one day and sent a kid to the office. The kid asked her what she'd do "when your kid gets sent to the office".

He couldn't toe the line.

Who foots the moving bill?