Asking for a day off might seem like an isolated incident. But, at this point, no one in Oakland should be surprised to get ousted after a single game.

Hand up. No shot.

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

Also, it's difficult to build a profitable program when the BoT undercuts your every move (not just in football). Hire Jimbo Fisher? Nah, lets hire Paul's buddy. Expand the Nursing school? No way, Tuscaloosa has one despite not being near any well accredited hospital. The BoT wants to turn UAB into a medical branch…

I see you Paul Bryant Junior. Now quickly tell me the cost of any program outside of the power 5? Explain to me where the added benefit will come - the university is not decreasing tuition and has repeatedly threatened to shut down the Honors Program, the Materials Science department and the History department as well…

That couldn't possible have been any more accidental than the line about "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" was.

Reminds me of a Simpsons joke where Homer right before he goes into space gets a call from President Clinton and asks him if he knows where he can get some 'tang. This was before Lewinsky.

I remember that joke the first time I heard it and assumed it was directly referencing Cosby's rape allegations. The allegations have been following him around for years and years before this most recent round.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?

Tragic news. I think I speak for all Michigan State fans when I say that today is a sad day.

I also appreciate how outspoken he has been about his personal experience with pornography addiction and how damaging it was to his marriage.

The naval story gained notoriety shortly thereafter, prompting a full investigation and a series of Congressional hearings.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

#Badonkagronk

Fair enough. I should have lead with the driller picture. Lesson learned. Will Rogers, play us out:

There's no way Mormons are more of a cult than Skyline Chili lovers.

I'm laughing way too hard at being told to suck a butt to possibly be angry about this comment.

"They come for the atmosphere,"