In the dictionary, next to the word “anticlimactic”, there will now be a picture of the Sleeper Simulant.

exactly.

If i sign, does that get rid of the “show unapproved posts” button?

Rather than Hearhstone, I figure we could give it a better moniker. Might I suggest “Madden the Gathering”?

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

I would give you more stars, but Brasky keeps them all in a jar like fireflies.

Correct. The word “spastic” just never entered the general vocabulary in the US, as an insult or otherwise. We picked up “spaz” from the Brits, but “spastic” is a word you learn in a classroom or a doctor’s office, not part of layperson’s day-to-day vocabulary. So most people in the US don’t realize that the slang…

Bold statement.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

she is by far the dumbest and worst person I have ever met

“Great Moments in Pisstory,” clearly.

If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.

+1 sloe clap

Whose disgusting baseball gin is this?

Troll is bad at trolling. I demand you present your troll certification. Cause you suck.

“Fieldin Culbreth” sounds like the main character from “The Captor In The Wheat”

Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.

Honestly, it’s getting very difficult to hone in on exactly why they suck, because they have managed become a giant ball of disasters and fuck ups that keeps rolling downhill, picking up new disasters and fuck ups without ever resolving the old ones.