Good luck hitting off Bartolo Colon; he leaves nothing on the plate.

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Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

they’re only one championship behind.

Now this is good trollin.

When was this?

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Former State Trooper here...

you can’t plus 1 your own terrible pun. poor internetiquette

I think I overstated the number of “fake” centuries (although there’s a few versions of this floating around), but yes. Among other enormous gaping flaws, I’ve actually tried to figure out, but cannot understand, how they account for, say, contemporaneous historical records from the Islamic Caliphate, which was only…

If you’re gonna complain- at least offer a tip as to how to resolve the issue.

The Cavs have been outscored by 13 points in the 22 minutes he’s sat, and by 22 points in the 228 minutes he’s played. On a per-48 basis, that’s losing by 5 when he plays and 28 when he doesn’t.

I thought the butt was the special occasion vagina.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

Likelihood of this being read is low, but...

Look at the minimum wages in, oh say, Canada. Sure our cost of living is slightly higher. But our minimum wages are as well. And yet, somehow, these places keep making profits. Walmart, McDonalds, and so on? They're all making money in Canada, despite our 'incredibly' high…

Sorry if this image is getting tedious, but it's really my only reaction to any news item about McDonald's ...

Hey, at least I didn't link it. :-p

I'm down with McDonald's being exposed, but I'm not a business person, so the context for this line is not clear (even in the original article):