If that's true then what's even the point of trading for Love? We just saw a team with three superstars and a bench full of bad basketball players get demolished in the finals. Why sign Lebron if the plan is just to do that again?

So this is how the Cavs are gonna Cleveland this up huh?

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Because it's fun, here are three separate projections for the USMNT 2018 World Cup roster. Enjoy this; it's one of the last times we get to pretend all our prospects will pan out.

English, motherfucker. Do you read it? Go back and read what I wrote.

Can someone please explain how none of his biting victims have punched him in the mouth? How is that not your first reaction? How does the shock/confusion not immediately turn into "okay, that guy just forfeited his teeth"? Dude just tried to eat you.

Shane, please stop telling us about how great it is working at home with Google! I know it's the best job you've ever had but the rest of us are stuck here at Walmart putting "Some assembly required" stickers on 8-packs of chicken. Jesus.

Are there so few who can do the job? Or so few who are given the opportunity?

So...like overnight then?

You know nothing, Jon Snow

I was 14 years old, and goddamnit I wish this weren't the case but when I was growing up I had several chores around the house, which included folding all of the household's towels/washcloths/etc when they got out of the laundry. My stepmother would put all towels in two loads for efficiency's sake, so I ended up…

As a Milwaukeean, I can't say I'm outraged at this behavior. In Europe they're still regularly throwing bananas at black athletes on the pitch. As long as Nomad doesn't promote "Blackface Tuesdays" I don't think our cultural panties should be bunching here.

No one in Wisconsin gives a fuck about soccer. The fact that the Brewers are in first place still doesn't detract from however many days until Packers training camp.

If Pabst history has taught us anything, this promotion was bound to be Schlitz.

"Are you going to tell me an 11 and 12 year old is incapable of understanding the consequences... they are some how subjected to different rules?"

Unless they fired him for gross misconduct, I doubt he will be denied unemployment.

The difference being that they gave a reason, making this a dismissal issue which then becomes subject to wrongful termination statutes and case law. The separate but maybe related issue being that he might qualify for unemployment because of the nature of the termination process.

This is why, even in an at-will state like Oklahoma, though you can fire someone for no reason, you should always have a paper trail. If an employee tries to make a case that their termination was for reasons prohibited under federal law, a well-documented history of work-related personnel issues will squash any such…

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

This makes perfect sense. You see, he was fired for "running". He was hired for "coaching". It is perfectly clear that if you are "running" then, by default, you are not "coaching". Even though he was "coaching running". I don't see what the problem is.