Its not possible to have an inside the park grand slam strike out because the dropped 3rd strike rule only applies when 1st base is unoccupied. Therefore if bases are loaded it is just an out and no one can run. If 1st is open then the batter and 2nd and/or 3rd can advance.

Gtfo. It's a great rule. The strikeout requires the defense to be successful (hold on to the damn ball) and not just rely on the offense to be unsuccessful.

Perfect. Sounds like something the Cato Institute would come up with.

"Team on a tight budget for NFR" (no fucking reason)?

As an outsider who knows nothing about basketball this whole thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Rob Ford gets involved somehow.

Perhaps Lewis Black can explain it best:

There are only so many pyramid schemes to go around.

WARNING: SOCCER WALL OF TEXT AHEAD; AVERT YOUR EYES NOW.

Movies are documentaries filmed in real-time. Like Highlander.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

Oh my God you are just adorable. I'm going to go eat some salami to celebrate how adorable you are.

"These men are losers." Douglas blithely commented on his favorite sports blog.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

[Donald Sterling] I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.

Hate to be that guy but a batter is "in the hold" not "in the hole" before being on deck. It comes from old shipping language. The inside of the ship, below deck, is called the hold. So a player is in the hold before coming on deck.

It's generally accepted that the guy "in the hole" is warming up there. MLB (and most baseball leagues) only permit the guy who is on deck to be outside of the dugout

What about reading comprehension trolls? Where do they rank?

What's he complaining about? Female fans who signed up to the Jets text messaging service back in '08 felt they got shortchanged.