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“You know folks, My hands are just too small to grab her by the pussy”

“If they want to release more tapes saying inappropriate things,”

His defense comes up a little short.

Electoral college electors aren’t bound by any law to vote for who they’re pledged to.

I cannot wait for Sunday night.

Electoral college man.

Holy shit, this will be the best thing I read all day.

It’s gonna be so good

He threw public parties at Paisley park every month during the summer and quite frequently through the rest of the year

Lol, you need to ask for a raise.

Do you really think a cafeteria run by 14 year olds with 2 hours of training would be a good thing?

If you think a cafeteria staffed by 14 year olds with a few hours of training should be a thing you should invest all your money into it right now.

But you CAN fool some of the people all the time

“Nationwide will never die”

The things I’m going to tweet with this hashtag....

He just leased the building

He just can’t help himself

That link was a rabbit hole.

The idea just didn’t pole very well.

That thing you saw me do never happened. I would never do that thing I did. So biased to say that I did the thing you saw me do. Sad!