Ew. I hope the same number of water athletes climbed out of those pools as went in.
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Congrats on the promotion to Bear Friday correspondent. Big shoes to fill but I’m looking forward to your work.
It’s his Finnish circulatory system: too much joy and self-satisfaction causes Finns to shut down until normal levels of melancholy resume.
I mean, if Raider Boat didn’t come with Legionnaires’ as standard, it would certainly have it before November.
Carlos and his $600 jersey collection actually made me laugh out loud.
Very good point. It would also take Mark Davis outmaneuvering Jerry, which is laughably doubtful. Even if Mark has had his medicine and Jerry is halfway around the world knee deep in cocaine and sex workers there is no way trust-fund Lloyd Christmas pulls that off.
Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.
That’s ...repulsive. My wife would cut off my balls if I knowingly tracked piss around the house and put my feet on the couch.
Let’s remember Aaron Brooks!
“The national flag is the symbol of our nation! No problems are permissible!”
Du Li noted.
Growing up on a farm and going through the 4-H system, Horse people are THE WORST (yes i know not all of them). Also working at a feed store, they continue to be THE WORST.
Horses aren't athletes. Horses are transportation and glue.
The Horse People take the gold in “not getting it” over Why Your Team Sucks commenters and Highlight Truthers. Unstoppable.
What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...
Sure, they went to good schools. But judging by the collective command of the English language, they didn’t really LEARN anything at those schools.
You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.
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Could’ve been worse, yes.