Etiquette Bear is using the lid as a tray for serving High Trash Tea to his beary good friends.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

Later, in another part of the woods...

Robin Williams found a way out.

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

“I’m originally from Niagara Falls and grew up a Mets fan. Should I just go back to rooting for the Mets, which would also give me a chance to actively root against the Braves, or should I pick a new team?”

You’re like 90% Canadian by birth. Just root for the Blue Jays.

As someone from a state flooded with California transplants the thought of them defeating anyone in a war is laughable.

Yeah it makes perfect sense. The Knicks overpaying washed up, injury prone veteran discards from other losing teams.

Yeah and also these guys get paid money to play a kids’ game. They’re living the dream. I remember a time when Fergie Jenkins had to work as an auto mechanic during the off-season just to make ends meet. And the man is a goddamn hall of famer. Although he shouldn’t be since he only won 295 games. What’s up with that…

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

Am I the only one who wants to see a video of the flywheel taking off through a wall like the Kool Aid man?

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?

Jeter and Posada then allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet

Wilbon's logic on this topic seems to be "I am a black man therefore I know what every single black person on earth thinks and how they act regardless as to whether or not I've ever met them", which is both stupefying and idiotic.

I read The Aeneid in its original Latin.