I know they like to be called athletes but between the five of them I don’t think they could get the bench press bar up

That’s a safe bet otherwise McLaren and Ferrari would have pulled the keys out from their purses

The Great (and sovereign) State of Texas Hereby issues you a summons to appear at the local magistrate / waffle house.

K. Keep pushing that Hyundai, hater

This dude needs to be on the next Top Gear

Only thing faster than the bike is home boy’s metabolism. I’m mad jealous bro. I’d be eating chocolate cake like 24/7

I hope one of us wins tonight. Good luck

I’ll take a 911 sc. Thank you and good day. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!

I love German cars so somewhere between a kidney and divorce

Quickly, gentlemen! Aboard the motorbikes so that we may see the banker about depositing our allowance checks from mommy and daddy

Street cred ... wall street

How is that possible when the Santa fe electrical system breaks so easily on dry land?

With all good respect good sir the evoque is both objectively and subjectively a ugly pos

A real rugged G series is the shit

Damn, Napoleon Dynamite. Careful with how you spit that mad fire or we’ll have to call 911

The coolest roof on the planet ways a shit ton less.

Never. Go back to jezebel

53k for a miata? Keep in mind that enthusiasts like miatas because they are relatively cheap to track and canyon carve.

If you are racing turtles

I’m in love with the gt4. When I see one on the steeet I’m going to flip out