#factsonly1 An amusing name for someone who didn’t read the article or the quoted sources.

You are wrong, and have cursed your family for generations

For the same reason things in New England aren’t built with earthquakes in mind.

Pretty much because it doesn’t happen often enough.

Remember! They’re just jokes! Unless it’s someone Jezebel doesn’t like, then fuck them and their career forever and ever!

Yeah I totally love jokes that dehumanize Black and Brown people on the grounds that they smell, are mentally ill, or are rapists. So funny. But anyway, honestly, she’s just as guilty. White liberal “feminist” comedians can take a hike.

I’m not against people lowering their cars, but this just looks like its broken to me. Plus I’d like my tires to last more than 3 weeks.

Wait, hold on, Is it possible to get all 3 into one vehicle? Like a super negative cambered jacked up pickup truck with stacks?

Stancing a sports car is like hacking up a Gibson Les Paul to make decorative furniture. Sure, it looks cool to you and makes you happy. But for fucks sake, use an Epiphone.

I used to work at a Go Kart track. It was heaven.

A minivan full of children.

Who the hell are you, me, or this numbnuts ‘artist’ to decide who’s car is a beater and who’s isn’t? You just very simply don’t fuck with someone else’s property like this. It’s not yours to touch, and regardless of the damage it’s going to take someone’s time to undo. Minor or not, it’s still vandalism, and…

Or you could become an artist and rearrange his face to make it look more individual.

No fuck you, it’s my car. Don’t touch my fucking car. WTF is wrong with people. It’s MY SHIT. I pay for it. You don’t. There is harm, I don’t like you taping shit to my car. It’s not uptight, it’s MINE! I don’t come over to your house and tape shit on it. I don’t tape shit on your face cuz I think you’re ugly as…

This is Jalopnik not Jezebel

Wrapping your car in plastic wrap doesn’t hurt anything either. But I assume you would be pissed if you woke up every morning to a wrapped car.

So, you are a fan of people dicking with your vehicles in the middle of the night?

For the parts.

People who do that either have a death wish, or they’re mean and unpleasant. A “fuck you, I have every right to this road, too” attitude.