Ummmmmmm ..

Saving for one in my driveway. Wanna know when the bubble will burst? The day after I buy one. That’s my luck

38 million give or take

I was selling a 56 ford Fairlane that needed some work.

I’ll laugh at your silly biodiesel from atop my war elephant

Even Patrick George? I heard he spends more time on the wall than Spider-Man

8. A large hairy mechanic may use your vehicle’s back seat as a personal spank chamber. Any bodily fluids as a result of same will not be cleaned unless you PAY for it. Pubic hairs will not be cleaned up under this agreement.

Looks like a 20 year old huayra

Also, the ab machines are not going to target that 75 lbs of belly fat you have so stop doing supersets and move it along

I see you have no problem with some dingleberry touching your car, ridiculing you and implying you support the nazi party.

If I want to drive a hellcat, how many of these hippies do I need to run over to compensate my carbon footprint?

Stop loitering in front of Dieselgate

To your average consumer marketing an engine with ecoboost technology implies that there is a gadget installed in the vehicle that improves fuel efficiency

Titties

Damn. All this talk of science is making my heard hurt. Hey Rush, don’t Bogart all the pills

Pretty sure I’ve seen all these dudes at Whole Foods

Hnnng.... I’m sure it was gently used for those 118,000 miles. Whoever buys it should pay less than 20 but budget for 30

What time are your classes, again?

The Swiss ... giving new meaning to the phrase “highly decorated soldiers”