Personal attacks against you are defintely warranted. You gave that dude shit for playing in the minor leagues. What’s the most athletic thing you’ve done? Do you even lift, brah? Or do you only squat when you pee?

If I win the lottery (knock on wood) ik buying a summer home in Portland just to drive an old smog exempt American V8 and piss off all the skinny jeans wearing trustafarians

Damn. I don’t think your personal attacks are warranted. And you are one to talk looking like a broke ass pirate. Perhaps your ventures of skullduggery into the south pacific put many doubloons into your coin purse.

Big ups to a Brian Williams On snagging those photos ... especially under all that gunfire

Clod of wayward marl

13, brah. The Rabbi says I’m a man

Put on the suit. Lewis Hamilton specifically requested three jigolos in costume

1 ... 2.... 3... jabronis that don’t even lift

These power suits protect our virginity

In Japan you’d be the one dressed like a loser

When we get into a fight you hang in the back .. but I guess you are used to that

And that is how you find the clitoris

Pussies

“This fake holiday honoring a fictional character is not based in facts!!!"

Humans have and continue to make the planet uninhabitable for themselves (and other animals) but being the selfish bastard I am, I’ll let the next generations try and fix it between their inevitable wheezing and coughing fits.

I respectfully disagree. If you are trying to lose weight you should defintely be doing deadlifts and squats twice a week.

As long as you don’t cut me off or cover my ride in your brain matter, whatever blows the wind up your skirt, susan

Prius owners are the world’s salvation. That’s why they don’t need to obey traffic laws or stop signs