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The big question is if it will have the shit sls tranny

Sad but the dude went out doing what he loved. Enjoy the race track in the sky, boss

I dub thee Sir Widow maker. Now go forth and remove airbags for better power to weight ratio

Tuning ... Because you should listen to someone with a degree from devry instead of a mechanical engineer

Tolerance is reserved for groups that have a history or pattern of routine discrimination based on an inalienable charateristic, not someone that chosens to engage in silly shit

Yeah. I tell all my buddies that if they are dating a broad and she still has stuffed animals ... gtfo!

Stan Ree. They aren’t trying to get sued

Dear Stuttgart, We Americans as a whole have absolutely no class. This is the type of gaudy shit we would buy

Who’s the fucking editor of these days? Big bird?

How about pussy cannons? If you need a gun to leave the house you are either a major pussy, probably have it coming, or live in Afghanistan

I think it’s gorgeous

I’m the man in the yellow hat, playboy

This. If I heard that little bitch say those words I’d have unleashed the fury of one thousand hulkamaniacs. Fuck his bodyguards. I could have ten gorillas in Beverly Hills three times their size in 20 minutes to an hour (depending on traffic of course)

Achievement unlocked - Sucker Putz, You paid for this game for the third time

Bro. You serious?

The police couldn’t catch herpes from a 2 dollar hooker. Essentially LAPD crime solving is “the husband or boyfriend probably did it."

“... they always forget that barebones BMWs start at or above what you can get a loaded Coupe for, and if you load the BMW with what’s in the Coupe you get, you’ll pay enough to buy two Hyundais.”

The accord manual is a better value and would seem like a more prudent choice for you considering: 1) you complain about the price of BMWs and 2) acuras are just more slightly luxurious Hondas (I thought that was common knowledge)

You mention the few current models that arguably aren’t blatant ripoffs. You want a cookie?

Zey believe in nozzing