To play devil’s advocate here, if a white kid brought something that looked like a castor troy explosive into school I’d assume the worst.

Agreed. If BMWS didn’t drive so well, they wouldn’t drive so well. P.S, you should have bought a manual accord

You forgot to add reliability and a sense of shame for blatantly copying competitors

Basically a visual depiction of what I’d do if I had Oprah money

This is clearly fake because 49ers fans are all pussies

Dude bro, let’s class up this joint with opulence

Considering the plethora of human rights abuses in Qatar I’m sure this is going to make their to do list.

Glendale, California must have more amg 63’s per capita and area. Only time they go off road is when the idiots driving hit a curb

Damn. A red one too. First all those rich Saudis buying them and letting the rot in the desert and now this

It’s saving grace is the fact it takes off the line like a crackhead with a stolen car stereo. In ten years when these toasters are the norm, no one will look upon them with any fondness.

I didn’t realize Tesla’s artificial intelligence was programmed for board game dominance

Wow. Someone gave Patrick the keys to a LFA. I’m guessing insurance fraud?

If you can show me La Ferrari that sells for only 1 million my poor ass will come up with that 1 million

TSA must make this dude’s life hell with those balls of steel in his britches

Have you fucking learned absolutely nothing from the film Independence Day? (Yes I called it a film)

Well there are many people (enthusiasts) that would agree and would prefer a car with driver feel and not a slew of electronic nannies that drives for you.

I’ll accept your argument that the tech actually works. I don’t know. I would not purchase a car with that nonsense. The same goes for side and rear sensors.

Who do I sue after the zombie apocalypse when my car won’t let me hood-ornament some walkers?

Paying for something that didn’t work?

Blah blah blah we were talking about air cooled porsches. Try and follow along blah blah blah