Yessir.

I’m lucky to be married to a woman that supports my childish endeavors to own impratical, fun cars. To my own credit I don’t run around throwing my dick all over town and compliment the old lady on her ass now and again.

Rofl. Yeah im a grandpa. Send your grandma over here, I’ll fill her guts

The one time being hispanic is a virtue. I put on my finest of clothes and white people assume im a valet.

Sold out bro

R with the a/c put back in.

Perhaps you like purple metallic colors instead of flat paints

Clearly Grimace finally won his sexual harassment suit against Ronald McDonald

Well played, sir

What country are you from and what third rate disposable goods do you produce for us?

Disown that little shit. What an ungrateful little bastard.

That made no sense.

Could that retard even have negotiated the turn at that speed?

Never trust a man in girl pants

It’s objectively better than 95% of the crap in the MOMA.

Love muscle*

Get a girl that handles the protein drink better.

No food or drinks allowed in my cars. Period.

1. The helmet Mohawk - virgin much?

The only race where speed limits can’t be broken. /dropsmic