Damn. Can you imagine the car models that got turned down for this gig?

Nope. Are you insured by survival. If that broad pulls up in a Ferrari you take that ride and pray that she has an oral fixation and no gag reflex. Lady, move over. No woman drives around this cowboy

They look cool but I only wear gloves when I ski or am trying to avoid catching diseases on the NYC subway

Yeah and let’s close vaginas because some of them have diseases.

I tell all friends and family the same thing: if you love driving buy a bmw or porsche, but be prepared for maintenance. If you just want a warm body transporter buy a Toyota. And anyone that has a collection of Porsches gets a pass on owning a Prius

There is a green Aztek parked half the time I go to my gym. It makes my day everytime

That’s hilarious :)

La Canada, bro.

Nice. I live by Angeles Crest Highway which is a popular driving road in Los Angeles. Saw a green rs 4.0 a few months back and lost my shit.

My neighbor has a white p85. I’ll ask her one of these days when she isn’t taking her little brats to school. I can get down with the gt3. If limited to two cars my dream garage would be a Huayra (black raw carbon) and a singer 911

I actually just drove a a6 diesel. Wasn’t too awful

Damn. Made me what to plug in the old Sega Genesis and play road rash 2

This is why I stand 20 feet back

I plan to drive the base model as my wife is purchasing one (despite my better judgement). Until then I’ll have to use my imagination. My dislike of the car does not come from its performance capabilities in straight lines. Now you shut up

Yeah. The investigators are still looking for the bodies of Captain Crunch and Count Chocula. What a vivid imagination

Talks like yoda he does, beats off to animal channel

That’s nice. The m3 is a nice car though

A car’s soul extends from its combustion engine. If you dispute that fact take your ass to Jezebel and learn how to knit me a sweater. It’s ironic you are implying om a fanboy with your pic/name. Transport your ass to the gym, twig boy

Burned. I’m going to pour myself a cup of Fair trade coffee into a freshly harvested baby seal’s skull and ponder your revelation

Your not doing anything Mr. Keyboard warrior but finishing up your latte, putting on your skinny jeans and taking your ass to work. The future is a sad place