It mostly boils down to the electric motor. I’d rather be sitting in an air cooled porsche getting left in the dust by one of these Disneyland rides than up the road listening to a fucking hand-vac take me to Chipotle

I’m very secure in my masculinity, brah. In fact I manscaped the pubes this morning to give it the appearance of another inch or so. Carry on

It’s a collection of doodads and gadgets, devoid of any soul. It’s only saving grace is the fact it has shit tons of torque. It’s a giant rc car for dentists and soccer moms. It doesn’t come in manual. They reek of self importance. They are stupid faces. I poo on them

I’m a huge fan of Mr. Regular but with all due respect the Model S is an abomination. And if people keep singing it’s praises the future is going to be filled with major manufacturers making these vagina-mobiles

Yeah I’d buy a GTR3 rs or a Ferrari instead. No e30 is worth that

The Mazda Miata is basically the official Jalopnik Rick Roll. Get a room already

Not trolling. Just some techno music maker with horrible taste spending his hard earned money on something other than skinny jeans. Carry on.

Yeah. Dude is going to dump Tesla Motors to fund his moon lair

What kind of degenerate cannot hold puke in long enough to crack a window or door? I once held vomit in my mouth as I ran from our table at a restaurant to a stall in the men’s room. It’s called being a fucking gentleman

I live in glendale, california where a hefty percentage of the population consists of immigrants that want to put countless columns on their 2-4 bedroom houses like they are fucking palazos. That’s an eyesore

Dude’s plane is probably worth than these single family homes in bumble fuck. Whatever happened to ‘murica? You know what’s an eyesore? Twig boy bitches that run to the popo in their skinny jeans. Land of the free, bitches

Damn. It’s festivus all year round for this dude

I agree 127.3% what gets my panties in a bunch as well is when these Chinese restaurants refuse to make me a hotdog. Harumph

I usually say “to each his own” but I mean wtf

Silly American. Parking tokens can be purchased from venerable used panty machines

Eat a penis, good sir. I bleed red, white, and blue but our roads suck. I’ve driven across the country a handful of times and can attest to that.

Man you have no idea. American roads are pure shit. I drove some mountain passes in bavaria that were pure heaven. We have so many performance cars in Murica but no infrastructure or etiquette to use them

Not sure if it was the same storm but I was on the autobahn yesterday and the winds were definitely pushing cars into other lanes.

Lady drivers be on Facebook thinking my space

The Wikipedia article for “fanboy” should have a link to this article