He's a ghost, so I dunno, 1837?

I waffle between which one is my favorite depending on my mood, but there’s a really strong argument for Winston.
- He’s the everyman perspective that balances out the idiosyncrasies of the others.
- He recognizes that the surge of paranormal could be the apocalypse, because where the others are focused on little…

My shirt was wrinkled until my wife ironic it.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”

NASA themselves admits all pictures released to the public are photoshopped.

Drafting a kicker in the second round will put a lot of pressure on him. It’s kinda like when someone says I’m a good parent. As soon as someone says it, one of my children will destroy a priceless heirloom or tell me how much they hate me. (Or I’ll forget one of my kids at a gas station.)

I for one am glad that the man in charge of the rebellion at the moment isn’t giving the Empire a straight answer.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Over Bloody SummerSlam Ending

Chris Jericho is the coolest guy ever. Sure, he got worked by the finish, but he was legitimately concerned about the well being of another worker. He stood up to Brock, knowing that if an actual fight broke out, he would get eaten alive. That is what a locker room leader does.

Also, Jericho fought Goldberg backstage…

I wonder if he benintendi to do that all along.

And Ole Miss is has tried to distance itself from the Civil War association of being “Rebels.” The Rebel is now a bear and not a soldier.

fruit flavors are best untoasted.

What the hell? How can S’mores WITH THEIR CHOCOLATE FROSTING AND MARSHMALLOW FILLING ONLY ONE ATOM CHEMICALLY REMOVED FROM FROSTING be number 3 yet you pose like some kind of anti-frosting contrarian. You don’t know pop-tarts, you don’t know anything.

1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon

a preference for unfrosted pop tarts is how Tyler, the Creator knew Frank Ocean was bisexual

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

I am so glad you explained the whole “personification of the school colors” thing they’re doing with Florida St. It was breaking my brain after quickly scrolling through and seeing only mascots, then realizing that it wasn’t an actual Seminole that was fighting.

That’s a Tennessee “Power T” on the Texas mascot. Nice try, nerds.

That was my first thought: so I guess we’ll never hear from Germain again?