Umpire injury truther: you can’t be hit by a foul tip. This is a foul ball.

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

Analytical minded GMs:

From a certain point of view.

Shore Troopers: The Jimmy Buffet fans of the Star Wars universe.

Am I the only one that didn’t laugh at the Chewbacca Mom video? I feel like I’m missing something here.

Having a causality time loop doesn’t mean he can alter the past. And probably it was possible just because Hodor was present in the past and in the.. ehm.. present. ;)

Well, it’s 9:30am. They probably shouldn’t.

“Daaay wakah”

You can’t forget it, you know I planned it.

Surprised no one went with the “Because I am a capricious God” excuse.

Oh, yeah, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence this person’s name, “Elena Cresci”, is an anagram of “Clean Cersei”. SURE.

I enjoy your comment much more when I picture you dictating this in a robo-friendly voice in a crowded location.

The trailer ends with this little bit of comedy, with Jaylah sitting in the captain’s chair.

I think Cold Hands or a certain Stark appearing is 100% in play.

You seem to be confusing character development with her actual situation. These are not the same things. Her character development is off the charts right now. And that tends to *lead* to plot developments.

Well, seeing as GRRM clearly must have had the entire time-warging “meddling” thing in mind from the very beginning — in order for his name to even make sense — then you can rant about the series all you want, but it doesn’t make any sense to somehow insist that it’s D&D’s version you don’t like.

I got you, fam.

He never wrote me back so fuck him.

What, the Human Torch guy? That’ll never work!