So why Marvel would feel the need to rush into the Death of Cap storyline

Absolutely.

If it left theaters today, it would finish lower than my predictions, but it’s got a little life left in it. I’ve been saying all along that it won’t cross a billion worldwide and it won’t hit $350 million domestically. I still think that’s correct, but more specifically, it’ll be more like $900 million worldwide and…

Yeah, remember that Bucky?

Dude. I hurt my lats so I lost all my gains.

Yeah, remember that Bucky? That’s what it feels like ;)

Reporter: Would you say you and your babies have a love-eight relationship?

Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”

It’s highly correlated with people that need to email into a website to complain.

“public vomit mishaps and poop jokes. That’s your bread and butter.”

I’ll forever respect Kobe for his philosophy of “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take...And probably like 75% of the ones you take. Take more shots. Take all the shots...fuck Shaq.”

Pretty obvious that Goldblum is playing Harrison Wells:

Picture this face with Jeff Goldblum’s voice coming out.

You actually expected Iron Man to die? Cap is still a possiiblity.

I so love using this...

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years