Did you read the article?

[Me, shouting] “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
[Wife] “Wait, when’s Adam and Steve then?”
[Me] “August”
[Wife] “Alright, I’ll just pick up two cards then”

You...didn’t see them go burn down a bunch of tents? You didn’t catch the obvious beating of that point into you when Davos knew that exactly 20 men did the burning and horse killing?

More like ME-Bron James.

The Cavs have been outscored by 13 points in the 22 minutes he’s sat, and by 22 points in the 228 minutes he’s played. On a per-48 basis, that’s losing by 5 when he plays and 28 when he doesn’t.

Deadspin’s finals coverage of both the NHL and NBA finals, is like a bipolar, suicidal, psychotic ex girlfriend only slightly less predictable.

“Gun safety” is making sure you handle your gun in such a way that you only kill other people on purpose.

That poor Sisyphean lady in the top left of the frame just wants to get back to her seat to enjoy her tasty snack.

We’ll see who is laughing when all my sweat is wicked away into the atmosphere.

Either that or for Mark Chmura’s party-crashing apparel.

He could have been talking about a different LeBron.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

Mom: “Honey, have you decided on college?”

Ancheff: “STEW!!!!” *slurping noises*

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

Roger Goodell: [reads Prince Shembo news]
Roger Goodell: [looks wanly toward corner of his office]
Roger Goodell: [looks back to desk]
Roger Goodell: [furrows brow]
Roger Goodell: [sits contemplatively, unsure of punishment]
Roger Goodell: [begins feeling stressed out]
Roger Goodell: [stands up, walks to corner of his…

Dennis Rodman, pre-Madonna.

Hey hey now...he may have been a media whipping boy, but I don’t think he was ever accused of animal abuse.

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!