My fiancé (fiancée? She's the girl) and I have to rewatch each of her scenes because we're too busy talking like her.

Caity might be a decent actress if she used all of the muscles in her lips to talk and stopped squinting.

Where are you seeing private property? Bathroom codes are used in park bathrooms. The water fountain at the community center is public property. Housing developments, no matter how private they want to be, still have to follow federal laws, the streets aren't private property. He never mentions going in to someone's…

We're clearly going to disagree so I'm not going to continue after this. I don't run any more than I absolutely have to, but I see nothing wrong with anything he's doing - except, technically stealing water bottles is wrong even though they probably cost the hotel about 5 cents a piece. He's not hurting anyone when he…

No, but again, you're missing the point. He's theoretically pooping in a portable toilet, not a house.

Sure. As long as you're polite and clean up after yourself.

Because you shouldn't have to pay to use the bathroom or run outside.

Remember when you had to apply to comment on Deadspin? You should bring that back.

But if Puig takes the short hop, then there's no need to review the catch, because it never happens.

They don't take fielding ability in to play with challenges like that. Had they ruled a trap an out, with a runner on first, and then reversed it, there would now be runners on first and second. They can't overturn hypothetical or if-then scenarios. That is why when you challenge something, you challenge that…

It sure seems like there are a lot of people who read Deadspin but don't understand Deadspin.

That's why they changed the ruling on outs this year. If you lose it on the transfer, it's not an out. You have to catch the ball and control it so that situation never comes up.

Except he's Cuban.

Because it's a live ball, and catching a ball with your feet is pretty difficult.

Like this, only imagine a base where his crotch is.

Right, I get that you gain the speed, but you also gain a small amount of distance to cover. And like I said somewhere else, it seems like a terrible way to hurt myself - diving onto first base at literally my body's maximum speed. Wouldn't it make more sense to give a flying kick at the bag (injuries aside)?

You'd also be more likely injure yourself.

But why wouldn't you just run through the bag then? Your legs are already closer to the bag than your arms are.

Because "that much" is the difference between a ball and a strike or a strike and a home run.

Because the batters ask for a new ball if the pitcher doesn't. When the ump goes and sees that the ball is scuffed (even by the dirt), then the ump starts looking around. It's just easier to use a new ball every time.