You're incredibly silly and you seem too lazy to get your news from more than one place.

In fairness, The Hindu's coverage of the Kardashians sucks.

It wasn't the NBC upfronts, it was NBCUniversal upfronts, just for the cable networks (E! being one of them).

I'm going to record a song with my mom. The chorus will consist of her yelling and pleading for me to come home more and coming up with every excuse to not.

For a second I thought the bodies had been there undiscovered since the Captain Phillips incident. Was a bit surprised.

Yeah! It's almost like things are related to each other, and Jezebel isn't a science reporting service, and sometimes authors take a new piece of information and write an article around it.

How unfortunate for you! Heaven forfend you have been coerced into reading this article! Except no one made you read anything and if you have a problem with Lindy talking about fatphobia, that's not really her problem.

... and then I got a cat and now I wish I had "me time" again.

I, for one, would like to talk about the white on white crime rate. White crime victims are overwhelmingly likely to be victimized by another white person. Let's talk about that! Clearly, there is something wrong in their culture and communities that makes this white on white crime thing happen.

Isn't the proper way to carry a dead body like one of the first things they teach you when you come into the NFL?

However, the video that's being posted by TMZ Sports is not the complete event, but is merely the end result of what transpired.

yes - I agree - this is clearly her fault. she's refusing to move and he is helping her.

Did anyone else ever see her "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" special on NBC (I think)? It was quite possibly the greatest hour of television I have ever viewed, and I've been a fan of hers since then. The lady imitating the dolphin was MAY-JUH.

Why are we asking about her implants, exactly? It is obvious she had them removed, it is no one's business as to why. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't.

In Soviet Russia, American idiot mansplains you!

I always loved her on 30 Rock.

Oh TONS of shit! I'm West Indian too, so I'm super interested in her perspective in a lot of things.

This actually bums me out, because Rihanna fascinates me and as a journalist I would give my left foot to be able to to do a proper in-depth interview with her. What a missed opportunity. BOO VOUGUE!

Theresa, is that you?