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I just assume alcohol and any medication is not advised.

I believe it’s the same thing as the game Indian people play (are you cousins?) because Indians from the same ethnic community aaaaaall know each other. Basically, name someone from your community, anywhere in the world, and figure out how the other person is connected to them. Like six degrees of separation.

Crap science. MRI is an overly sensitive study on living breasts, I'm sure nobody knows the specificity on mummified, 2400 year old breasts.

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

Remember how people can have good and bad aspects, and such, but this doesn't mean that the good erases the bad?

This woman deserves to go to jail for lying on this man, about raping her.

This was probably the right thing for him to do, but damn if I didn't want him to see it through to the end, just to give her what she deserves

He is the real life Doug Wilson from Weeds.

I will never look at my coffee maker the same again

percolating AHAAHAHAhahahahhaahahHaaaaa

you're typing.

Was a phone really worth shooting a woman in the head? That's the question you should have asked.

I'm pretty sure if someone went through the effort of mugging me and I handed over my flip phone from 2009, they would shoot me out of sheer annoyance.

Perhaps if you would realize that not every woman has the biological urge to become a mother, you'd be one step closer to accepting reality.

I do a lot of swimming in white bathing suits as well, don't know about you.

Also why periods are blue.

I highly enjoy women reacting to "Female Product Marketing" on twitter.

is that why tampon commercials are so ridiculous and the women are always wearing white? is kotex — or whatever that ~hip~ brand trying to differentiate from that — run by a woman?

This explains all commercials because obviously when my period comes along I'm infinitely more chirpy and active while wearing white pants.