For now, though, Minaj—who, for the sake of clarity, is not currently married, and who doesn’t have any kids—is standing by (or at least not deleting) her statement.

At least the person being victimized in that one was already dead. 

It’s kinda like when we realized that in Revenge of the Nerds he gets the girl by raping her. Yeesh.

Reminds me of the Don McLean classic.

We’ve had our best scientists on it.

It has taken two decades, but it appears some have finally started to realize how big of a shitpile American Pie truly is.

When you’re not around, I bet ladies talk about how much of a nice guy you are and how they truly, deeply appreciate your respect for them.

I'm a Chromebook, we're like a disposable camera, but as a computer. 

You’re not being fair with your response, though.

I think their suggestion is fine.

You know, you could have saved time by just saying, “I didn’t read this shit but I’m big mad at women.”

Perfect time for me to debut my even worsely named series, SMILK.

Bryan Adams is an uber dweeb, but Ryan Adams is a horrifically demented super dork, so there is a slight difference.

I feel very conflicted about this. On the one hand, I’m not convinced Ryan Adams is a real person. On the other hand, I’m not convinced he and Bryan Adams are different people. On the third hand, I love Mandy Moore, so this guy can go straight to hell.

Just waiting on that Fred Armisen expose.

Adams is scheduled to release postpone, then cancel, then leak three albums this year, beginning with Big Colors on April 19.

If it were 3 full hours of John Travolta mangling names, I’d be down for cutting out all the categories.

Just get rid of the performances from the best song category. The songs suck anyways or at least group them up together and have a minute from every song.

He was so brave to remake a movie and cast a world famous pop star in the lead. I myself am floored that the academy isn’t giving the deserved nomination to a first time director that took such bold risks. Isn’t he entitled to this!? They should be the embarrassed ones!

The only people who think this is the death knell of #MeToo are the people who were just waiting for one single person to make one single mistake.