Much like writing the original song.

Thank you. It took zero effort. 

Goddammit universe, you win! You’ve presented a reality in which I side with SmashMouth in a dispute.  Happy now? 

I’m a social worker and I watched both seasons. I can understand why some approve while others don’t approve of the show. Personally, I think it’s a great show, or should I say a helpful show. School shootings are at an all time high and it’s largely due to our teens suffering in silence. It’s important to speak out…

I have never seen this show but I just would like to say that if I died and the photo they chose to put by my casket was a selfie of me in a beanie in a car I would be LIIIIIIVID.

As a male victim of sexual assault, who had former friends beat me down and then violate me with a broom handle I am grateful that this is being openly discussed. I would not personally be able to watch this show and especially not that scene. However, it is somewhat heartening for me to see something that happened to…

Rarely do I eat fast food but 9 times out of 10 my order will end up wrong. I cannot recall a single time Chik Fil A ever messed up my order. Couple that with the fact the people who work there genuinely seem to (at least pretend really well) to care about your satisfaction and it’s no wonder they’ve overtaken a lot…

Because everything is an article now. Also, nothing is an article.

Two people. And? It’s just one more plate. It’s actually less plates than if there were more entrees ordered. I mean I’ll tip more but just because there’s one more person doesn’t mean there’s more work.

yeah, it’s so emotionally and physically taxing to... uh... bring a second set of silverware to a table?

As long as I tip 20% or better on what I order...why do you care?

I never understood some people’s aversion to doggie bags.

How do you as a waitress know if it is a money issue? If we split a dish, it means we have more money to tip you. Now, if you start being a worse waitress because you think you won’t get as big of a tip, well you are right you will be lucky to get a penny. Remember you judged me by what I ordered or what I look like…

Which is why I’m hoping my “I hurt myself today” NIN-themed restaurants will be my ticket to the good life

“Margaritaville” is such a sad song. I don’t know how people can listen to it and decide to emulate its protagonist, who literally spends two-thirds of the song trying to convince himself that someone other than himself is to blame for his current state of despair. It’s one of the saddest drinking songs ever, right up…

I dunno, I thought his rambling reaction was quite human.

One of the things I love most about the show as it is, right now, is how it’s stuck so firmly with its characters that, even when they do something surprising, it DOESN’T surprise, either? Does that make sense? I mean this in terms of Eleanor’s sacrifice at the end. When she makes up a story so that her friends won’t…