Not sure anything could make me not want to sleep with Oscar Isaac.

no advice on the marriage front, but I am in awe of your awesome mom skills. one day your kids are going to realize that you literally BRUSHED TURDS for them and they are going to be like “wow my mom really loves me.” sometimes I realize the crazy shit my parents have done for me and it makes me feel warm and happy…

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Thanks, the accident was a pretty big ordeal at the time but it wasn’t that bad(I lived),but I did have to deal with lawsuits from it for over 4 years.

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

My overriding thought is that even though I am old enough to be their mom, I really want to be friends with these girls.

Not completely related...

I’ve been in need of something like this. I had an abortion a month ago and have been a wreck ever since. Although my partner and I have agreed on it, the aftermath has been pretty overwhelming. Thank you.

As far as I’m concerned, an unwanted pregnancy is a home invasion. No need to over-think it.

I didn’t even think about that! It just sounded some weirdly puritanical thing, but your suggestion makes more sense.

I have a friend who got pregnant the first time she had sex. When she was in college, one of her professors told the class that you could not get pregnant the first time.

This sounds really interesting. Sounds pretty similar to a lot of my friends’ experiences with deciding to get abortions (I’ve never had one)

Maybe the emphasis was to serve as a reminder that you can totally get pregnant after having sex even once? There are definitely a lot of young people who never got proper sex education who don’t believe that you can get pregnant the first time. I dunno, just speculation.

Great! And good girlfriend power! It always bothered me about Juno, to be honest...

It was so sudden, too. You could not prepare for what was going to happen. She’s just there with an open bottle of bubbly before her. The camera cuts away and then comes back and BOOM. The revolution is already underway. Goals as fuck.

I’ve never understood the whole “I’m a guy, so don’t ask me to buy tampons because......herpderp”trope. Do they really think the cashier thinks he’ll be using them?

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

If this means we get to see more of JoJo’s mom, count me in. That lady is an inspiration to wine-swilling broads everywhere. But I’m still sad that they didn’t go with Jubilee. Not surprised, but it’s a missed opportunity, imo.