Was feeling grumpy and lonely today, but managed to get some stuff done. I am going to list it here so I can feel proud of myself:

As a parent of a small daughter all I can say is your right but you are going to exhaust yourself. My daughter is also multi cultural, and if I had to sit her down and fight every micro bs moment we wouldn’t have time to have fun with life. The best I can teach her is that it is up to her to define her own existance,…

Well, I’m hot blooded. Check it and see. I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a fever of a hundred and three.

“Hey there, Surgeon, I mean Sturgeon. Spungen. Splurging. Sturgis...How about I just call you ‘S’?”

I’m olive-ish and Schiap from Nars is one of my favorite colors to wear.. it’s a bright pink with blue undertones. rules are made to be broken!

I have zero faith in Cesar Millan’s dog training techniques but the real reason I hate his face is because once some bro on a bike came up to me at a stoplight and said of my dog (sitting on the curb, waiting for the light to change as he’d been trained to do), “that’s a pretty good dog but you should really make him…

Loving that this married couple are actually similar in age, for once.

My 6 year old made this her first time in paint. I want this on a license plate.

It has to be the most common specialty plate in Virginia, after that blasted Gadsden flag.

I would choose to not convict you for damages if you did.

Pretty sure that there is an American Woodcock.

Not shitting you. Birds have names on the level of English places and desserts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_…

I LOVE DANNY TREJO AND HIS RUINED SLAB OF A FACE

Shit he is beautiful

Do you want your identity stolen?

Ya’ll can have him. I’ll stick with this hot prisoner:

The operative word being “rock”

My grandfather owns a couple of rifles that he uses for hunting (which I hate but whatever) but he always keeps his guns in a safe. Even though all the grandchildren are adults, he still keeps it in a fucking safe. Because that is the logical thing to do, since it is a fucking gun. He’s also a Jon Stewart loving man…

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.