hedonisticme1
hedonisticme
hedonisticme1

I’ve had a ton of sex dreams with celebrities I don’t find attractive but in the dream they have an attractive personality as you mentioned. Plus you shouldn’t be embarrassed, Danny Devito is awesome.

I’ve had a lot of sex dreams where I am with a woman (I am a straight woman). ...at least I think I’m straight.

Thanks he is actually almost 12 weeks but he was a premie.

I should have been more specific about the pumping. I can’t pump out nearly enough the same amount he takes by bottle. The pediatrician told me this can be common. That my baby can pull more than the pump.

I have one of those! But it doesn’t work for newborns with no head control. I have to wait for him to get a little older so in the meantime I have a stroller that his carseat fits into.

It’s funny how different women have different experiences. I have a hard time emotionally with breastfeeding because my son takes so long to eat. For example, my husband and I try to take turns at night. He gets to feed him with a bottle which takes like 15 minutes. When I breastfeed it takes twice as long. Sometimes

I’m glad I’m not the only one utterly confused by this article.

Anyone else think this? Just me?

To be fair that guy didn’t want to tell her and didn’t want her to know. It wasn’t until he she sensed it, and then saw his wedding video, that he finally had to confess to her.

Have I mentioned how badly I want to marry The Rock. I mean I’m taken but...backup plan ya feel me?

My first “love at first sight” moment was a guy dressed as Wayne at a Halloween party. We had a fucked up relationship though and he was kind of an asshole. It was SUCH a bummer in the end.

I said this on another thread but team Olivia/Mellie all the way. Team Melivia if you will.

I’ve been team Mellie/Olivia since first season. I want them to besties and run the world.

My dad sort of just said he wasn’t coming home one day. This was when I was in college. Fortunately he agreed to counseling and they are back together and doing great.

I started dating my husband when texting was relatively new. The first text he ever sent me was a Mitch Hedberg quote. “We are the world, we are the children...remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?” That’s how I knew he was the one.

Yep!!

They are one and the same for me. My maternity leave is too. Which means I am out of sick days and vacation days since I took 9 weeks maternity leave.

Bahahaha what?? The Beatles was pretty much a BOY BAND in the 60s. Akin to 1 direction, except actually talented.

You guys I’m so embarrassed. I was like “who is Minnie Van Driver” I went to google. Then I got it. I’m an idiot.

THANK YOU! I admitted to my brother that the fox Robin Hood was my first crush and he has made fun of me ever since.