What pants? My pants are already off

My hands are sore from all the pearl clutching. Except not.

Um because we can’t pay for all of our bills on one income alone. Our mortgage alone is equal to one of our paychecks. So no, we can’t have one person stay home, it’s not that simple at all.

My husband took a snapchat of me mid labor and put large googly eyes on my face, a cartoon baby head by my crotch, and sent it to everyone. It lightened up my mood while worried about preterm labor and to this day it’s one of the funniest things he’s ever done.

My husband and I shout “Science!” Cuz we are nerds.

I am so glad you love the movie despite your dislike for ABBA!

Ha thanks for the correction! I am still in fall mode

Omg, this coming from you...I die I am so excited. Thank you!

Because the true meaning of Christmas is Jesus and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

It’s like a light flow fading to a heavy flow. It speaks to me.

I am so heartbroken for her. I’m a nurse in a pediatric ICU. I have to witness this desperation, this fear of paying bills, this fear of not being able to pay for a place to stay (we get patients from way far away because we are a level 1 trauma center as well as a top peds cardiac surgery hospital). We have social…

Haha that’s hilarious about the driving directions!

To expand on that...the reason she dies is because she was supposed to stab the prince to be able to return home and she can’t do it so she kills herself instead.

Thank you!! This made me feel better

Yay SNS! I have had a rough week you guys. I’m a new mom and my baby has colic. Also he is almost 8 weeks old now and still hasn’t smiled our laughed yet which makes it harder. I know it’s gonna get better. I’m just so exhausted. Anyone else had a colicky baby? (Also we have already tried probiotics, colic drops,…

I’m obsessed with Muriel’s Wedding. It helps that I was a big ABBA fan even before I saw the movie. I just found out it’s on Netflix stream too. Score.

Speaking of The Duggars, did anyone see the Dugger episode of L&O SVU that premiered last week? The episode opened up with a “purity ball”. The ENTIRE show was me trying to not barf.

Oh man...I, too, thought you just kind of laid there and the penis somehow goes in there and you just lay and kiss. The first time I realized there was some sort of “thrusting” involved was when I saw a movie with a slightly graphic sex scene. I. was. horrified. (I think I may have been 11 or 12).

I know EXACTLY what you mean by that description, it’s so true.

I thought she was amazing in Winter’s Bone though