Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

Are you sure she's walking away?

"I'm not gay. I really, really like women. However, I'm not a BBW guy, so there's no one around here I'm compatible with."

I love Deadspin, but every now and again, I wish you folks would just let some of this stuff vanish into the ether of the Internet. You're good enough — and there's enough craptastic stuff out there that's worthy of your attention and comment — that I can do without someone's meaningless poke into whether or not Aaron…

You don't know any other way to put it because this is not newsworthy in the slightest.

The updated discussions platform?

What a shitty Dez impression, about a minute too late.

I may be going to hell. The amount of shadenfreude I feel when comsuming Patriot tears is off the fkin scale!!!

I guess Brady is just not as good as Flacco.

Let us never again question Dan Snyder's commitment to the proud tradition this franchise has worked for years to get: poor quarterback play and inept coaching.

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

Thank God you didn't make a rape joke here

As a Rams fan...can I star this like 100 times?

I live in Maryland and there is some truth to that, but Ravens fans are pretty harmless. It's the arrogant, homerish Skins fans that can be the worst.

Man, you'd think they killed his kid or something...

I'm guessing you're an SEC fan. Probably from one of the shitty teams that has to ride the coattails of the other teams just to have something to brag about. Have fun not playing in the BCS championship game this year.

I grew up there, graduated from OU, have friends and family that still attend OU, and I make donations to the University. I can say "ours" whenever I damned well feel like it.

Kevin Costner provided the blueprint for how seriously Houston security guards should take their jobs.