Seriously, just shut up, all of you.

Gawkabies are always easy to spot

This is so fucking stupid, but I'll delve in for a bit.

1) How can you claim there's a clique among regulars when the regulars aren't even around anymore?

"Jesus, this thread is among the saddest things I've ever seen."

It's confusing: 50% of the photo subjects are wearing cargo shorts.

How can you make a joke about this? That's $3 the server will never, ever see. You are a heartless monster.

Now I've heard of some tragic things, but this is probably the saddest thing I'll read all day. What has this world come to... I'm here shaking my head. My best goes out to the server's family.

looks like I upset some white folks...

you are hereby ordered to yell "U Mad?????" right in his face, many times over.

Isn't your username a joke about child rape?

A joke in bad taste about a recent tragedy on Deadspin? Alert the authorities.

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

Well now I'm definitely never running with headphones.

No, my dad was Travis Henry.

The "church" is literally like 6 people. How the hell they keep getting nationwide coverage is beyond me. Why the heck are we talking about them?

Stop giving Media Coverage to these assholes.

I'm conflicted on how to vote... if only there were some other commenters here to moralize to me & others about how we don't "get" the site the same way they do if we vote no...

This time sir, you are wrong.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Deadspin: Where jokes about dead kids are cool but rape jokes...OHNONONODONTSAYTHAT