So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.

I don't wish ill on the mentally handicapped, but how great of a comedy video would this have been if he got into a wreck right at the end?

+1 settlement of future litigation between Kluwe and Pleatherface

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Also: Blazing Saddles is still incredibly funny.

Me too, I'd like to be the token chink in his armor.

As an Asian-American, I would gladly apply for a spot on the board of Colbert's foundation, if he were to actually create it in real life.

"#CancelSueyPark"? So you're saying you'd like to...Chop Suey?

Watch last 5 seconds of this video. Same fan, slow-mo tongue waggle and offensive gesture. Hilarious.

Next year, Deadspin needs to acquire a vote from another intrepid writer and then let Pete Rose make all the selections.

Eddie Murphy smoked a hookah and he seems to be doing just fine.

How about you win with a little class, you young-@ss college douche. You aren't at your home stadium. Clearly trying to incite something... You are exhibit A of why going to NFL games can be a miserable experience.

He deserved to get spit on for filming in portrait mode.

That works, too.

You don't seem to understand how jokes work.

Explain how they focused on this and how had he been on the team their record would have improved. I can't wait to hear this. This guy is a punter, not a quarterback.

I'm not denying anyone's rights! Ray Guy was left-footed, in fact.

Too bad Kluwe's punts aren't as long as this post.