Aw :( That's a bit unusual though, I have to say as a trainer who also is all about thin and fit dogs. ;) I often recommend veggies as alternative treats and most dogs gobble them up for normal stuff, though you have to supplement with tiny bits of lean meat or low-fat cheese for high-value stuff because many dogs…

I always pee before sex because the lead up to an orgasm kinda feels like needing to pee, for me. So, ya know, I want to feel real comfortable "letting go" as it were, during the sexy times.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

I have been on both sides of *that* bed and was never bothered either way. If you are an adult and deny yourself pleasure, or others pleasure, based on the idea that masturbation should be something you do alone, when you're sharing a bed with an intimate partner, maybe it's time to open up to the concept that sex…

its a lot easier to fap quietly when you're a girl. I know from *experience*

Republican: "Minorities are lazy, women are stupid and emotional, and gay people are moral degenerates."

It's amazing that this person - without any connections and only a few dollars to her name, can make it in the big time. It gives me hope that someday my daughter will follow in her footsteps or you know, become a scientist and astronomer which she is what she currently wants to be. Whatever.

my only thought was "why is her string blue?"

I bet her face smells like a foot. A peppermint foot

Redacted because apparently I'm not the only one who knows an alarming amount about the Bear family.

Not for nothing, but for all your harping on the proper way to communicate in the English language, your writing is incredibly convoluted. I'd take their morsels of slang over your overwrought ten-dollar words any day.

It seems like the only way Hollywood will accept the lives of women is whenever that life is funneled through the viewpoint of a man.

can we also talk about how the new Ali Baba movie is going to be about a British guy:

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

Finally someone shredding light on that mysterious and unknowable species, women! I have the working title. Women: What Are This?

Fucking juggalos, how does that work?

Actually his last line of that story, which I will remember as long as I live, was "We did decide to save the head for the funeral."

Like special dog, whilst moving.