I believe that Empress Foofypants was the one who put together Clashtalk and might be able to figure out how to help you out with starting a blog and giving authorship privileges for it. I know she posted about it before on GT, but I can't find it...

Didn't we have this as a TV show in America, called The Swan?

Everytime I see a commercial, I think it looks so good, but when I buy a container every few months, I can't stand it. I think it has the consistency of plaster.

Hm. I can usually find plain yoghurt in larger containers in the same section. It's kind of annoying becuase I only want to spend a $1 on a single serving cup (instead of $4 on a whole bucket) because that's all I usually need for my Indian recipes. Greek yoghurt is too thick for those usually.

This movie (and the one before it) take place in the past when everyone is younger, so they cast a younger actress to play her, just like they did for everyone else.

So, is this the Arrested Development version of Seinfeld Vision?

My husband left for an overnight business trip and I slept so poorly last night, waking up what felt like every few minutes. It took a while to get used to sleeping with someone else in the bed, and now I can't sleep properly without him.

If you've been in this situation (which I'm very skeptical that you have), did you try talking to her about why she didn't want to?

It bit him one day, and he didn't do anything about it, so he died several days later from infection. This is how Monitor Lizards hunt in general (waiting for prey to drop after days), so it was really dumb of him not to go to the hospital for the bite. It was easily preventable!

I remember seeing the show "Fatal Attractions" on Animal Planet, where a man was bit, died in his apartment, and then was eaten by his pet komodo dragon.

I think this is supposed to be one of those "Oh God the consumerism" moments, but I thought it was kind of cute and silly.

I am much more affected by my biological need for more fluffy puppies then by having kids of my own.

But, he does currently have an appropriate apology on a sign. Limited space is not a reason to not be able to apologize for something stupid. And, I already admitted he ended up on the right side of this argument. Doesn't mean he really messed up along the way and that we shouldn't call him out on it.

"Seriously focus your energy on equal rights."

"Sorry a million time over, Houston"

I think they are in need of some punctuation, although I'm not totally sure what it should be.

The second sign was definitely another fuck up in my opinion. A total non-apology, which I always find rage inducing.

I think this calls for a trip to Ryan Gosling's Acting Range.

I thought it was incredibly boring and emotionless.

It is my deepest shame that even though I know the proper pronunciation of that word, I always read it phonetically in my head.